Panda Posing
Pandas sure are photogenic as you can see from the photos below.
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这样应该能晾干吧？
Is this the best way to dry out?
这里我老大哈
I'm the King of the Mountain
这里水大
There's a lot of water here
左勾拳，右勾拳，一句话惹毛我的有危险
Left Hook, Right Hook...Do not provoke me! I'm dangerous!
这pose如何？
How's my pose?
这样盯着人家吃饭不大礼貌吧？
It isn't so polite to eat in front of everybody, is it?
咋这沉呢，赶紧减肥！必须地！
Too heavy... You need to lose some weight
这就够给你们面子的了
I've already done enough favours
找得到我不？
You can't find me...
有点儿不好意思哈
A little bit shy
糟，卡住了
Oops, I'm stuck!
许三多算个P啊
Rambo, eat your heart out!
希望一会儿起来后，不会又是一脸字
I hope that the log doesn't leave any marks on my face when I wake up
我交枪，我投降
Okay, Okay, I surrender
托马斯全旋，服不？
I can do a Thomas Flare, can you?
是说粒粒皆辛苦吧？
Is there a saying that every single grain of rice needs hard work?
啥也别说了，整吧
Don’t say anything. Let’s do it.
没被发现吧？
Nobody has spotted me, right?
貌似你的比较好喝啊
I think yours tastes better
快看，这里关了好多人呐
Check it out! Lots of people are imprisoned over here!
今天的作业也太多了
Too much homework today
脚怕凉，屁股就不怕？
Your foot doesn't like the cold, how about your bottom?
黑眼圈是不是小点了，最近睡眠老好了！
Seems like the dark pouches around my eyes are getting smaller, I've been sleeping well recently
哥们儿这回玩大了
Guys, I think I'm done
都别理我，烦着呢
Leave me alone! I'm not in the mood.
长江长江，熊猫一号就位待命，over!
Control, this is Panda 1. I'm in position, over!
猜猜我的头在哪边
Guess where my head is
不就是昨晚喝多了嘛，还真不让进门了？
Honey, I know I got drunk last night. Please let me in
别拍我！
No Photos!
哎？板凳呢
Eh? Where's my chair?
哎，怎么灰头土脸的
How did I get so dirty?
阿sir，我知道错了，再给次机会吧
Officer, I know I was wrong. Give me another chance!
复制，粘贴，复制，粘贴
Copy/Paste, Copy/Paste
90度
90 degrees
